RIDIN' INTO VOICEMAIL: DROP THOSE COWBOY CALLS! CHUCK

Howdy folks, it's time to wrangle in those ramblin' voicemail habits. Leavin' a message should be faster than your greased pig at the county fair. We ain't talkin' about long tales here. Keep it brief, like the favorite campfire story. Get straight to your point, mention your name and number clear as a desert sky, then hang up faster than they can